why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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