Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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