I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I supernannyed him into submission
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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