I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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