Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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