Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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