Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Just invented taco cereal.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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