hell yes lets make some ravioli
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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