I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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