He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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