i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
