Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My bed smells like the plague
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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