how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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