Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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