Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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