Non-Jews are for practice
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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