At least make sure they are 18
Why
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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