hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
