first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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