Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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