He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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