yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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