I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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