Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My Higher Power is John Stamos
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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