i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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