i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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