hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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