How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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