I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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