Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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