so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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