it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you had me at cake vodka
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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