ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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