She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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