"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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