the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
