How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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