I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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