i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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