I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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