The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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