please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
