Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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