You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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