my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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