I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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