Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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