he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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