it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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