Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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