i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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