if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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