Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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